Thursday, November 19, 2009

The Conduit (Wii)







As far as Wii games go, The Conduit is probably it's most high anticipated so far because for the first time, a company seemed to be putting real effort into a game. At E3 2008, people mistook it for a developing Xbox 360 game. High Voltage and Sega were putting time and effort into the games control, sound, graphics, gameplay, and online connectivity, even making use of the Wii's WiiSpeak. Now let's look at it....

The campaign is way too short, but VERY well done. With the exception of the original Halo, it's probably my favorite FPS single player. It has the one thing that people nowadays seem to CRAVE in FPS games; useless achievements that don't unlock anything and mean absolutely nothing. It's also got some useful things, too; you can unlock single player cheats by completing certain goals.

The use of WiiSpeak for the wifi battles is...a stretch. Oh, it has WiiSpeak support...if you have the other person's friend code. Yeah. Why the hell do I need someone's friend code just to talk to them? I mean, granted, I don't have whiny 9 year olds plaguing my games like one sees on Xbox Live, but still, a voice chat option would be nice (I've had the game for four months and NEVER used WiiSpeak). It's just embarrassing and disappointing.

The online play is....well, it's barely playable. It takes way longer than most games just to connect to the NWC, and when you finally do connect to the internet and try to find a game, it takes an EON to find a game, another eon to connect to the game, and when you do connect to a game, it's not at all uncommon for the game to glitch out and not let you do anything until you reset Wii, though this seems to happen more if you search for a "Worldwide" game as opposed to a "Regional" game.

Another problem is hacking. Now, I hate kids who "cry hacks," but if I look at you, throw two frag grenades at you, stick you with two radiation grenades, and unload a couple hundred MP5 bullets to your head and you don't lose ANY health at all, you're obviously hacking; when you finish a game with a score of 108-0 when the next highest score is 47-28, there's something wrong. I'm not going to whine about the hit detection system like a lot of whiny n00bs do, but there's just something about playing online that feels....off. I don't know if I'm used to Call of Duty's "cliking" everytime I hit someone, but it just feels...off. "Off" really is the best way I think of to describe it.

So yeah, don't get me wrong; The Conduit's a really good game, but it's not at all what I was expecting for this Wii-exclusive FPS that High Voltage spent so long designing.



Presentation: 9.5 - The Conduit had a LOT of hype prior to its release, and the box art is amazing. The start up is cool, and the backstory is really interesting, though a bit cliché.


Graphics: 8 - The graphics are CERTAINLY not what I had expected based on what I had heard about its E3 2008 preview, but for the Wii, they're still pretty good. Not what I wanted, but pretty good.


Sound: 6 - The sound isn't bad....but it isn't astounding. The sound effects are pretty good, but there's nothing distinctly "Conduit" like Halo's grunt squeals.


Gameplay: 7 - I'd give the single player gameplay a 9 and the wifi gameplay a 5; that averages to 7. The campaign is outstanding, but the wifi is really just pathetic and a joke.


Lasting Appeal: 8 - The wifi play has absolutely no lasting appeal except to give you something to hate. The campaign, however, is amazing, and you'll play through it numerous times.


Overall - 8

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Legendary Wings (NES)






When I first played Legendary Wings, I was amazed at how strikingly similar it was to Dragon Spirit: The New Legend.  It's an overhead shooter in which you have an aerial attack and a ground attack, but I noticed one big difference right away; I can actually beat Dragon Spirit.  Legendary Wings has the same basic gameplay as Dragon Spirit, but is exponentially more difficult.  Maybe this will put it into perspective; I can usually get to level 4 or 5 on Dragon Spirit no problem, and I've beaten the whole game a few times, but except for one time when I was apparently having a really good day, I've never even gotten past the first level of Legendary Wings.  The screen is almost always swarming with enemies in the air shooting at you and trying to ram you, and there are also ground based units firing away at you which leave you inundated with fire and death at almost every turn.  You've got to have some serious dodging abilities to be able to weave in and out of all of that fire and make it to the end of the level.  It's not too bad in the beginning of the first level, but after about, oh, 20 seconds, you'll die (if you didn't die during the first 20 seconds).


Presentation: 4 - The title screen is bland, and the box art is mediocre. It's not as bad as "A Boy and His Blob," but it's no Super Mario Bros 3, either.


Graphics: 7 - They're not bad for the NES, but they're not spectacular. They're about the same as Star Soldier or Dragon Spirit.


Sound: 6 - The sound is decent, but it's lacking. There's not a great deal of variety, but it's not too terribly mind numbing.


Gameplay: 8 - The gameplay is good, and it really is a fun game; it's just so difficult. The difficulty is the only real problem with the gameplay; I never got to see much considering that I died every 5 minutes..


Lasting Appeal: 7 - If you want a good overhead shooter and a sadistic challenge, then this will always be a good game to dust off. I still play it occasionally; it's a good alternative to cutting and just as painful.


Overall - 7

Friend Codes

WII FRIEND CODES
Wii Console - 0072-5805-6521-2913
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare - 3198-4038-6150
Call of Duty: World at War - 2406-8809-0479
The Conduit - 5284-9377-8390
Pokémon Battle Revolution - 2277-7473-5523
Super Smash Bros Brawl - 1418-7538-0984


DS FRIEND CODES
Advance Wars: Days of Ruin - 141-962-433-402
Age of Mythology - 5027-3509-4161
Final Fantasy III - 1934-9744-9715
Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon - 0903-9295-7443
Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass - 1246-8423-1314
Pokémon Pearl - 1763-1757-0395

Game Library


ATARI 2600
50 Tele-Games
Asteroids
Berzerk
Chopper Command
Combat
DigDug
ET
Frogger
Grand Prix
Kaboom
Missile Command
Pac-Man
Pitfall
Pole Position
Rampage
River Raid
Space Invaders
SwordQuest: Earth World


COMMODORE 64
International Karate
The Last Ninja
Pitstop II


NINTENDO ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM
8 Eyes
Alpha Mission
Athena
Bandai Golf Challenge: Pebble Beach
Batman
Battletank
Battletoads
Battletoads/Double Dragon
Bible Adventures
Blades of Steel
Bomberman
Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout
Castlevania
Conquest of the Crystal Palace
Crystalis
Deadly Towers
Demon Sword
Dick Tracy
DigDug (Japanese Release)
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
Dr. Mario
Dragon Spirit
Dragon Warrior
Dynowarz
Duck Hunt
Fantasy Zone
Faxanadu
Fester's Quest
Final Fantasy
Galaga: Demons of Death
Gauntlet (Tengen Cartridge)
Gauntlet
Gauntlet II
Ghosts and Goblins
Gradius
Gumshoe
Hydlide
Immortal
IronSword: Wizards and Warriors II
Iron Tank
Jaws
Jeopardy! Junior Edition
Karate Kid
Kid Icarus
Kirby's Adventure
Legend of Zelda
Legend of Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
Legendary Wings
Life Force
Lode Runner
Lolo
Loopz
Major League Baseball
McKids
Mega Man
Metal Gear
Metroid
Milon's Secret Castle
Mission Impossible
NES Open Tournament Golf
Ninja Gaiden II
Othello
Pinball
Pro Wrestling
Rad Racer
Rambo
Rampage
Remote Control
Roger Rabbit
Rolling Thunder
Skull and Crossbones
Sky Kid
Smash TV
Snakes Revenge: Metal Gear II
Star Soldier
Star Tropics
Super Dodgeball
Super Mario Bros.
Super Mario Bros. II (Lost Levels; Japanese Release)
Super Mario Bros. II (American Release)
Super Mario Bros III
Super Pitfall
Taboo: The Sixth Sense
Tag Team Wrestling
Techmo Baseball
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II
Tetris (Tengen Version)
Tetris
Tetris II
Thunderbirds
Thundercade
Tiger-Heli
Time Lords
To The Earth
Top Gun
Top Gun II: The Second Mission
Track and Field II
Venice Beach Volleyball
Vindicators
Wall Street Kid
Wheel of Fortune
Wizardry
Wizards and Warriors
WrestleMania
Xenophobe
Yoshi
Zoda’s Revenge: Star Tropics II


SEGA MASTER SYSTEM
After Burner
Alien Syndrome
Altered Beast
Shanghai


TURBO GRAFIX-16
Military Madness
Super Star Soldier


SEGA GENESIS
Boogerman
Earthworm Jim
Shaq Fu
Sonic the Hedgehog
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
Sonic the Hedgehog 3
Star Trek - Deep Space Nine: Crossroads of Time
Star Trek - The Next Generation: Echoes from the Past


SEGA GAME GEAR
The Lion King
Sonic the Hedgehog 2


SUPER NINTENDO ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM
Clayfighter
Clayfighter 2: Judgement Clay
Donkey Kong Country
Doom
F-Zero
Final Fantasy II
Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past
Killer Instinct
Starfox
Stargate
Super Mario RPG
Super Mario World
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time


NINTENDO 64
007 Goldeneye
007 The World is Not Enough
Army Men: Sarge's Heroes
Army Men: Sarge's Heroes II
Beetle Adventure Racing
Blast Corps
Bomberman 64
Buck Bumble
Clayfigher 63 1/3
Command and Conquer
Crusin' USA
Diddy Kong Racing
Donkey Kong 64
Glover
Hey You Pikachu
Jeopardy!
Knife Edge Nose Gunner
Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Lego Racers
Mario Tennis
Mission Impossible
Mortal Combat Mythologies: Sub Zero
NBA Courtside
NFL Blitz 2001
Off Road Challenge
Paper Mario
Perfect Dark
Pokemon Snap
Pokemon Stadium
Pokemon Stadium 2
Rampage: World Tour
Rampage II: Universal Tour
Rayman II: The Great Escape
Starcraft 64
Starfox 64
Star Wars Rogue Squadron
Super Mario 64
Super Smash Bros.
Toy Story II
Turok II: Seeds of Evil
Twisted Edge
Wave Race 64
WCW/NWO Revenge
WF Warzone


GAMEBOY
Army Men: Sarge's Heroes 2
Bart Simpson's Escape from Camp Deadly
Battletoads
Earthworm Jim 2: Menace to the Galaxy
Final Fantasy Legend
Game Boy Camera
Harvest Moon
Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages
Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons
Lego Island 2: Revenge of the Brickster
Men in Black
Mission Impossible
Pokémon Red Version
Pokémon Gold Version
Pokémon Silver Version
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Tecmo Bowl


NINTENDO GAMEBOY ADVANCE
Dragon Ball Z: The Legacy of Goku
Final Fantasy Tactics Advance
Fire Emblem
Fire Emblem: Sacred Stones
Golden Sun
Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past Four Swords
Onimusha Tactics


SEGA DREAMCAST
Crazy Taxi
Gauntlet Legends
Soul Calibur
Unreal Tournament


SONY PLAYSTATION 2
Army Men: Green Rogue
Downhill Domination
Fallout 2
Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter
Inuyasha: The Secret of the Cursed Mask
Onimusha: Warlords
Onimusha II: Samurai's Destiny
Soul Calibur III
Star Trek: Encounters
Tekken 4
Tony Hawk's Underground 2
War of the Monsters


NINTENDO GAMECUBE
007 Agent Under Fire
Army Men: Air Combat - The Elite Missions
Army Men RTS
Balder's Gate: Dark Alliance
Battalion Wars
F-Zero GX
Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance
Gauntlet: Dark Legacy
Legend of Zelda: Windwaker
Lord of the Rings: The Third Age
Mario Power Tennis
Medal of Honor: Rising Sun
Metroid Prime
Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
Simpson's Hit and Run
Soul Calibur II
Star Wars: Jedi Knight II - Jedi Outcast
Super Mario Sunshine
Super Smash Bros. Melee
Tales of Symphonia


NINTENDO DS
Advance Wars: Days of Ruin
Advance Wars: Dual Strike
Age of Empires II: The Age of Kings
Age of Empires: Mythologies
Dr. Mario Express
Final Fantasy III
Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon
Full Metal Alchemist: Dual Sympathy
Inuyasha: Secret of the Divine Jewel
Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks
Metal Slug 7
New Super Mario Bros.
Pictobits
Pokemon Diamond Version
Pokemon Pearl Version
Shogun Empires
Star Trek Tactical Assault


NINTENDO WII
Call of Duty IV: Modern Warfare
Call of Duty V: World at War
The Conduit
Defend Your Castle
Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn
The Godfather: Blackhand Edition
Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Link's Crossbow Training
MadWorld
Metal Slug Anthology
Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
New Super Mario Bros. Wii
No More Heroes
Pokemon Battle Revolution
Red Steel
Soul Calibur Legends
Star Trek Conquest
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Wii Sports


PC
007: Nightfire
Age of Empires II w/ The Conquerors expansion
Army Men
Army Men II
Army Men: Toys in Space
Command and Conquer w/ The Covert Operations expansion
Command and Conquer: Generals w/ Zero Hour expansion
Command and Conquer: Red Alert w/ Counterstrike and The Aftermath expansions
Command and Conquer: Red Alert II w/ Yuri's Revenge expansion
Command and Conquer: Renegade
Command and Conquer: Tiberian Sun w/ Firestorm expansion
Company of Heroes
Counterstrike Source
Day of Defeat Source
Empire Earth w/ Art of Conquest expansion
Fable
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
Half Life II Deathmatch
Halo
Medal of Honor: Allied Assault
NBA Live 2003
NHL 2002
Onimusha III
Reach for the Stars
Rise of Nations w/ Thrones and Patriots expansion
Roller Coaster Tycoon III Platinum
Shogun Total War
The Sims Complete Collection
Starcraft w/ Brood War expansion
Star Trek Armada
Star Trek Armada II
Star Trek Away Team
Star Trek Bridge Commander
Star Trek Elite Force w/ expansion
Star Trek Elite Force II
Star Trek Legacy
Star Trek Online
Star Trek Starfleet Command III
Star Trek Starship Creator w/ Warp II expansion
Superpower
Unreal Tournament 2004